My girlfriend eats only pizza crust! by pabo81 29 Comments josurprise 7 months ago Not a pizza crime. This is like a pizza benefit. Blurstingwithemotion 7 months ago More pizza for you ForeverBoner215 7 months ago OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man. slyrhinoceros 7 months ago She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff! NeoNova9 7 months ago Just get her a pretzel or something. Environmental-Use975 7 months ago That isn’t a pizza crime, you found a Pizza Angel. Marry the girl reddit_understoodit 7 months ago If you do keto it is a marriage made in heaven. ChaosOfOrder24 7 months ago Chaotic Evil nayhem_jr 7 months ago Do we tell her about the place that does crust rings? Troll_King_907 7 months ago And that’s how the fight started. modmuncher 7 months ago Eating pizza backwards straight to jail Light_Eclipse140283 7 months ago r/foodcrimes Charirner 7 months ago Why not just order bread sticks? DJDemyan 7 months ago Mine eats everything but the crust TheDickCaricature 7 months ago Are you dating a bird by chance? OnionTamer 7 months ago I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza. Deathstar-TV 7 months ago  ChanglingBlake 7 months ago What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty. KingFernando532 7 months ago Chat is this a red flag? thatisnotmyknob 7 months ago Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect StolenCoupe 7 months ago Bitch ever heard of bread sticks? ManWithBigPenis69420 7 months ago Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza. ElAwesomeo0812 7 months ago Get her an order of breadsticks and keep the pizza for yourself JlMBEAN 7 months ago Is she single?! OkButterscotch9386 7 months ago Every yin needs a yang. You sir are a lucky fellow looseygoosey11 7 months ago This can’t be real. No one is THIS mentally unwell. WesleyRobledo 7 months ago i smell and sense a breakup on the horizon… Ok_Orchid1004 7 months ago Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me. Flying_Saucer_Attack 7 months ago That’s fucking weirdWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
ForeverBoner215 7 months ago OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man.
slyrhinoceros 7 months ago She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff!
OnionTamer 7 months ago I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza.
ChanglingBlake 7 months ago What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty.
thatisnotmyknob 7 months ago Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect
ManWithBigPenis69420 7 months ago Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza.
Ok_Orchid1004 7 months ago Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me.
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Not a pizza crime. This is like a pizza benefit.
More pizza for you
OP goes to jail for snitching on his awesome girlfriend who is happiest with the shittiest part of the pizza. More pizza for the next man.
She’s a freak, it’s like pizza buddies, she eats the crust and you get the real stuff!
Just get her a pretzel or something.
That isn’t a pizza crime, you found a Pizza Angel. Marry the girl
If you do keto it is a marriage made in heaven.
Chaotic Evil
Do we tell her about the place that does crust rings?
And that’s how the fight started.
Eating pizza backwards straight to jail
r/foodcrimes
Why not just order bread sticks?
Mine eats everything but the crust
Are you dating a bird by chance?
I don’t get why that was originally on mildly infuriating. Dude, you get the good part of the pizza.
What she does is a crime if alone as it’s wasteful and just dumb; order breadsticks.
But if OP is there and doesn’t like crust, no problem.
Ultimately, I shall judge based on her doing this when alone, so; guilty.
Chat is this a red flag?
Honestly i get it. Crust is the best part. I had an ex who wouldn’t eat his crust so i always got extra and it was perfect
Bitch ever heard of bread sticks?
Send her my way she’s clearly not for you. Or at least send the decrusted pizza.
Get her an order of breadsticks and keep the pizza for yourself
Is she single?!
Every yin needs a yang. You sir are a lucky fellow
This can’t be real. No one is THIS mentally unwell.
i smell and sense a breakup on the horizon…
Wish I had a girl like that who eats the crust and leaves the best part for me.
That’s fucking weird